Hi-- meet my Uncle Lou. This is him, just about asleep in the chair in front of the TV, after Thanksgiving dinner... Boy, can that fellow put the candied yams AWAY.
Okay, yes, I am kidding you. This is not my Uncle Lou.... This is Uncle HENRY. They just look a lot alike.
Henry is always the one with the red nostrils.
But we're not here today to talk about my relatives. We're here to commune with the beauty of nature. (Read: put silly captions to zoo photos.) So let's get started.
Picture it, we're deep in the heart of Africa, and the lion and his mate have settled down for a long, restful sleep...
"GASP! Leo, are you awake? I heard something. I think there's a burglar..."
(Sigh) "Lena, fer Pete's sake, we go through this every single day... FINE. I'll go check it out."...
"When the zebra fell over dead, its fellow zoo inhabitants were none too surprised. He'd always been the type for dramatic exits..."
"Hi! Have you seen Nemo? Maybe he went this way..."
Meet the next America's Top Model...
"Shhh, don't look now, but don't you think Bambi seems to be putting on a lot of weight lately?... And just LOOK at what she's done to her hooves..."
"Hi- I'm looking for a clownfish. He's orange..."
"I'm here, Dory."
"...And small..."
"HERE, Dory..."
"And he has stripes..."
"I'M HERE!!!!"
"Nevermind, maybe he went this way..."
"Snowflake was all set to win the first official Polar Bear Mavericks of Surf Competition..."
"Until another surfer struck him in the back of the kneecap..."
"Sweetie, come BACK here. You have a little schmutz. Let me just get that..."
- Oh, while I remember, for those who missed Part One of the Zoo photos, click here.
- For those who missed this week's tale of clown fear, red lightbulbs and why Poltergeist seems to have scarred an entire generation, click here.
- And for anyone curious to check out some unexpected celebrity lookalikes, you might get a chuckle here.
Lions and tigers and Humor-blogs, oh my!
