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Get down 'n boogie with Old King Cole Slaw to some of Cabbages greatest hits. I hope you enjoy 'em!

The Joys of Technology

• Vampirism, Livestock Abuse and Other Questions About Facebook
• The Day the PC Died: With Apologies to Don McLean (Song Parody)
• Tips for Looking Cool on Dial-up in 2009

Free Short Story. Because Free is Nifty!

• The Hyphiz Deltan Job. (Humorous sci-fi, uses characters from my book, There Goes the Galaxy.)

Goodies Related to the There Goes the Galaxy Series:
Audio excerpts of me reading There Goes the Galaxy and The Purloined Number (TGTG #2):

• There Goes the Galaxy, Chapter One Section One
• There Goes the Galaxy, Chapter One Section Two
• The Purloined Number, Chapter One Section One
• The Purloined Number, Chapter Two Section One
• The Purloined Number, Chapter Two Section Two

Parody inspirational poster video based on quotes from the humorous sci-fi series:

• There Goes the Galaxy Demotivational/Inspirational Video

Goodies for Your Inner Writer-Nerd

• Office at the End of the Space-Time Correction Fluid Blob (Douglas Adams tribute)
• Of Bullets and Bad Comma: A Tale of Grammar Noir
• Darth Vader Brainstorms Naming the Death Star
• Fletch Would Have Wanted It This Way
• Classic Books Meet Reality Television
• Lewis Carroll Tests Out Jabberwocky
• If TV Guide Wrote Classic Book Summaries

Something Actually About Kings, but No Cabbages

• Henry the Eighth For Kids- Count Along with Henry!
• Henry the Eighth Goes to Counseling

The Battles and Triumphs of Kid-dom

• The Untimely Death of Raggedy Ann
• The Regrettable Third Grade Boobie Extravaganza
• The Great Jersey Kid-dom Nature Experience
• Digging in the Dirt
• Bully for Me: The Fourth Grade Recess Showdown
• Space Farms: Wildlife's Final Frontier
• Brookbagging Louie Stamoolis
• Remedial Gym and the Fourth Grade Kick-ball Miracle
• Driving the Chevy Titanic
• Oh Yes, They Called Him the Streak

Office Pranks and Other Tales of 9-5 Survival

• Office Pranks, Pens and the Shrinkwrap Trap
• The Office on Walden Pond
• Great Glass Catnapping of Cubicle 2
• Back-up Girl Takes on Captain Anonymous

A Modicum of Well-Mannered Zombies

• T'was the Night Before Halloween- Plus Zombies (A Shaun of the Dead sequel poem)
• Rip Slaughter: Zombie for Hire
• Signs of Zombies and My New Zombie Defense Strategy
• I Just Wish I'd Notified Myself
• Zombie Situation Anti-Cliche Specialist for Hire

Neither about Cabbages Nor Kings

• Showdown at Crazy Francois' Maison de Fier
• The Injustice League Fights Anti-Uninjusticeness and Stuff (A Comic Book Post)
• Introducing Presidential Candidate Bitler
• If Dead Authors Had Blogged
• Somewhere Over the Giant Eagle Supermarket Salad Bar