Now, in just four sets of 10 to 45 minutes a day, you can shape up... slim down... and pinch sciatic nerves like never before!
Welcome to the Snow Removal High Impact Workout!
How do you do it? It's simple!..
Just grab our specially-designed ergonomic snow relocation device and push, push, push your way to rock-hard abs...
Stronger, sexier arms...
And smoother skin, exfoliated the natural way-- through rock salt abrasion and 60-mile-per-hour winds!
Unlike other workouts, where one boring session is supposed to burn calories for the whole day, with the Snow Removal High Impact Workout, you get an exhilarating exercise session up to four or more times a day!
Before you hop in your car for lunchtime errands....
Back in the car for the commute home...
And before you settle in for the evening!
Yes, with the Snow Removal High Impact Workout, you'll be sweeping, sweating, and shoveling your way to the cut body you'd always dreamed of.
It's the perfect way to fulfill all those New Year's Resolutions to lose weight, look great, and not get sued by fallen pedestrians.
Plus, the Snow Removal High Impact Workout comes with this easy-to-understand instructional video starring renowned fitness trainer Maxie Gluteus, who not only has helped thousands lose weight using this unique method, but her signature unnatural tan makes her easy to locate in a snow bank!
So why wait? Those walks won't shovel themselves. That car can't look like a snowdrift forever. Don't hibernate! Liberate! Order your Snow Removal High Impact Workout in 16 easy payments of $19.95 today!