So you're on Twitter. And most of the folks you follow there are witty, informed, and fit the fun into 140 characters or less.
Yet there are... those people. People you know and would Unfollow, but with every lamenting Tweet, their cloud of doom and gloom always makes you so depressed, it's like, "Unfollow? Why bother? We're all going to die someday, anyway."
They're bringing down your mojo.
Or maybe you are one of those people, and your mojo is just fine where it frickkin' is, thankyouverymuch.
Well, now there's Bitter-- the new social media that condenses crabbing about everyday minutia into a social media art. It's the only social media platform that asks:
"What are you whining about today?"
Did Bath and Body Works discontinue your favorite lotion and the world is now coming to a scaly-skinned end?
Is the bread on your bologna sandwich stale, thus making you question the value of getting up in the morning?
Have you stubbed your toe and need the Internet to know about the pain and injustice endured by the innocent Piggy Who Went to Market?
Bitter is the venue for you!
Simply sign up today and Bitter's elaborate registration process is designed to give you an irritant to Bite about instantly.
MelNcollie this sign-up sux. took 3 tries to work and then didn't have username i wanted.
Then find Commiserators-- other Bitter users-- with lamentations and woes you can identify with and, if not actually pay attention to, act as a sounding board for your more real and true concerns.
Trade one-upsmanships...
SadSister12 My cat wouldn't eat her Fancy Feast this morning. I wasted a tin for nothing.
EmoShawnelle @SadSister12 Oh yeah? At least you have a cat. Mine died last month in a tragic hairball asphyxiation.
Share critical worries with the Bitterverse...
NervousNelly I think my nose has gotten bigger in the last week. Is that possible? Any doctors out there?
Naysayer56 @NervousNelly I heard if it's still growing, it pulls nerves 2 brain n causes perm. neurological damage. C ya.
Or:
NikeMike My shoelace is untied-- AGAIN!! Will life's complications never end??
So for you, or anyone looking for a perfect online outlet for what's bugs, what gnaws, what chafes unbearably against the last raw nerve--
y'know, like getting less ice cream per container yet paying more...
--choose Bitter! "When life bites... Bite back."
And tell us: What ARE you whining about today? :)
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