tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post6398418429215330148..comments2023-07-19T04:05:34.796-04:00Comments on Of Cabbages and Kings: Hidden Motives of Self-Flushing Toilets and Other Air Travel MusingAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-91115265817924513102009-11-30T13:56:25.327-05:002009-11-30T13:56:25.327-05:00Lisa- You really channeled your inner Gordon Ramsa...Lisa- You really channeled your inner Gordon Ramsay there. Who knew that inside a small blonde American woman blogger lurked a giant blonde angry British male chef? :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-3347751535139953402009-11-30T13:45:09.074-05:002009-11-30T13:45:09.074-05:00Eh, I can just hear Gordon now: "You call tha...Eh, I can just hear Gordon now: "You call that chicken cordon bleu. Damn it woman! Are you bloody, F*#@ing mad?!" Only at the airport he would say, "What's in your pocket? No. No. I said 'What's in your pocket' Are you crying. What the f@*#? You are a twit. Stop sniveling. Suck it up and take out the damn keys from your pocket."Lisa @ Boondock Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11430994283914399581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-77926217047277720132009-11-30T09:26:02.492-05:002009-11-30T09:26:02.492-05:00Knucklehead- Love the new SouthPark version of you...Knucklehead- Love the new SouthPark version of yourself there in your avatar-- the resemblance is pretty funny.<br /><br />And you know very well at the airport you don't get to "pick your own level" of anything-- self-determinization goes completely against FCC regulations.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-36264057331265974472009-11-28T14:08:07.263-05:002009-11-28T14:08:07.263-05:00Judging from my airport experiences, all lines sho...Judging from my airport experiences, all lines should be labeled as follows:<br /><br />Line 1: Rude and Abrasive<br />Line 2: Utterly Clueless<br />Line 3: Completely Unhelpful<br />Line 4: I Don' Speak English<br /><br />That way you could pick your own level of frustration.Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14794712479594188124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-17678591358886642842009-11-27T22:42:23.207-05:002009-11-27T22:42:23.207-05:00Jaffer- Well, he likes hockey a lot, so he might j...Jaffer- Well, he likes hockey a lot, so he might just go easy on you.<br /><br />JD- If you don't believe me, I could try taking a picture of the "Family Friendly" line, only given it's airport security, they might think I'm casing the joint-- and then you guys'll never see me again. I'll be off in some dark cell somewhere being waterboarded.<br /><br />Jay- It really is. Up there with guessing how long it will be before your toilet paper ends up folded in a point again. :)<br /><br />Reforming Geek- Actually, they have my air conditioning on-- it's lovely. So I really don't know. I just know I came back tonight and... yup, more towels!<br /><br />Michael- Well, at least it's not the Motel 3.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-47277349204310388712009-11-27T21:05:51.102-05:002009-11-27T21:05:51.102-05:00The housekeeping at Motel 6 does not take as much ...The housekeeping at Motel 6 does not take as much pride in their jobs, Unfortunately for me...<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://electrontheory.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">...And Another Thing!</a>Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15682487929227772494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-24720150508161588072009-11-27T13:33:18.674-05:002009-11-27T13:33:18.674-05:00I sometimes wonder why they bother with the conver...I sometimes wonder why they bother with the conversation signs if they are not going to bother conserving anything. One thought I had was that in humid environments, maybe the towels just won't dry so they mildew.<br /><br />EEEWWW.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-33077342986720535492009-11-27T12:49:42.108-05:002009-11-27T12:49:42.108-05:00You have the airport stuff down to a 't'! ...You have the airport stuff down to a 't'! LOL!<br /><br />Love this line, too -<br /><br />"Well, I'm sorry to cut this short today, but I'd better go. My mavericky hotel maid and I are playing a game of Magic Towels..."<br /><br />We played that game in Denver! Good, isn't it?jayhttp://www.thedeppeffect.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-37922774329391717842009-11-27T10:43:53.932-05:002009-11-27T10:43:53.932-05:00I would happily stand in the Family Abrasive Line ...I would happily stand in the Family Abrasive Line (especially if Gordon Ramsay were there with his WAND!) if that were a viable alternative to a Family Friendly Line, which I've never seen at our city's airport -- ONLY THE LARGEST AIRPORT IN THE WORLD (maybe).JD at I Do Thingshttp://idothings.infonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-57696724074857671942009-11-27T10:24:22.448-05:002009-11-27T10:24:22.448-05:00If it was me, I would go: "I don't even u...If it was me, I would go: "I don't even understand quarts and ounces Mr. Leary ! What would that be in milla-leeters eh ?"<br /><br />Wonder how he'd react ?Jafferhttp://maniaravings.comnoreply@blogger.com