tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post6170212146238519510..comments2023-07-19T04:05:34.796-04:00Comments on Of Cabbages and Kings: I Just Wish I'd Notified MyselfAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-40014852613116566352008-12-29T14:40:00.000-05:002008-12-29T14:40:00.000-05:00Chyna- Vultures! :) I'm not even cold and in the g...Chyna- Vultures! :) I'm not even cold and in the ground yet and you're eying up my stuff. (shakes head) Well, guess what? I'm taking it all with me, baby!! :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-50055182844270122792008-12-29T14:33:00.000-05:002008-12-29T14:33:00.000-05:00Your lucky they didn't bring in that automatic arm...Your lucky they didn't bring in that automatic arm cuff that if it can't get a reading it inflates up even more to the point you are sure your arm is going to be cut off and it will act like a tourniquet. The medical profession is really a nasty group of people I tell ya!!!<BR/><BR/>Hey welcome to the land of the dead. Can I have your fairy collection? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-1171351128477511342008-12-29T07:11:00.000-05:002008-12-29T07:11:00.000-05:00JD- It is! In fact, it's really helped me develop ...JD- It is! In fact, it's really helped me develop more empathy for the existentially-challenged. :)<BR/><BR/>Greg- Well, somehow I would expect you to say that, wouldn't I? :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-37328318564067207622008-12-28T16:42:00.000-05:002008-12-28T16:42:00.000-05:00I'd skip the sympathy card - after all, you alread...I'd skip the sympathy card - after all, you already know how you feel, eh? But yes to the flowers...LOTS and LOTS of flowers!<BR/><BR/><I>Alas, poor Jenn. I knew her, Horatio...</I>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-43078198918404642972008-12-28T13:54:00.000-05:002008-12-28T13:54:00.000-05:00That's awesome. The main thing is, you were able t...That's awesome. The main thing is, you were able to come up with some good quips and get a hilarious blog post out of the whole experience.<BR/><BR/>Isn't being dead worth it?<BR/><BR/>JD at <A HREF="http://idothings.info" REL="nofollow">I Do Things</A>JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-10856308020654769982008-12-28T08:04:00.000-05:002008-12-28T08:04:00.000-05:00Deb- Heh, maybe I need to stop watching so many Ti...Deb- Heh, maybe I need to stop watching so many Tim Burton films and wearing so much black. :)<BR/><BR/>Jay- I do hope you're feeling better!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-88623168166111979212008-12-27T05:50:00.000-05:002008-12-27T05:50:00.000-05:00What with Christmas, and the shoulder and all, I'm...What with Christmas, and the shoulder and all, I'm a bit late getting round the blogs, but can I just say ...<BR/><BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!<BR/><BR/>(I know an undead person! Cool! LOL!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-61658885225383325592008-12-25T19:05:00.000-05:002008-12-25T19:05:00.000-05:00I believe death becomes you! Funny post! Defy al...I believe death becomes you! <BR/><BR/>Funny post! Defy all medical odds with your 120/nothing and freak out the entire medical community! Hey, your blog could be featured in the next New England Journal of Medicine!Debhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02550767558199877208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-62365925004276280952008-12-24T06:52:00.000-05:002008-12-24T06:52:00.000-05:00Drowsey- Your advice, as always, is golden. :) And...Drowsey- Your advice, as always, is golden. :) And Happy Festivus to you!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-5577902480583692032008-12-24T01:16:00.000-05:002008-12-24T01:16:00.000-05:00Gosh, I hope I'm mentioned in the will.Listen - ne...Gosh, I hope I'm mentioned in the will.<BR/><BR/>Listen - never joke to those medical types ... they write everything down and next thing you know they're drilling holes in your head. I read that somewhere. Or maybe it was a Seinfeld episode.MYMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17679094659957098225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-27483425371804019852008-12-23T20:56:00.000-05:002008-12-23T20:56:00.000-05:00Faith- Heh, yes, I can actually envision something...Faith- Heh, yes, I can actually envision something like that. Also, I don't know if just no one jokes with them, or what. But I actually DID have to say, "Yes, I'm just teasing you, I don't really believe you think I'm dead." Etc. (Shakes head.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-83315381441160097562008-12-23T17:45:00.000-05:002008-12-23T17:45:00.000-05:00LMAO, I would think becoming immortal would have m...LMAO, I would think becoming immortal would have many perks as well, like super cool reflexes and the ability to live under the radar but do so so glamourously that everyone else is green with envy. Ah a girl can dream.<BR/><BR/>Oh and you know the doctor wrote in your chart something really dry and generic like:<BR/>Patient exhibits no distress by lacking blood pressure although her pulse seems to be in tack.<BR/><BR/>Happy Holidays!Chaotically Calmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02076191018013608974noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-30903973323841270782008-12-23T12:36:00.000-05:002008-12-23T12:36:00.000-05:00Babs- Are you saying JD herself is also undead, or...Babs- Are you saying JD herself is also undead, or she is an undead-smiter? Because, um, in the last case, maybe I need to stop being friends with JD. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-1507900361442571562008-12-23T12:09:00.000-05:002008-12-23T12:09:00.000-05:00Hey, you know JD is always looking for some undead...Hey, you know JD is always looking for some undead to play with! I'll send her over!Babs (Beetle)https://www.blogger.com/profile/06172908857369441800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-74213605433805482152008-12-23T09:56:00.000-05:002008-12-23T09:56:00.000-05:00:D if you ever learn how you managed to pull this ...:D <BR/>if you ever learn how you managed to pull this off, could you explain to me/the blogging world how to do this? I HATE getting my blood pressure taken, but I'm sure being able to freak the nurses out like this would make me feel better about it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-37955854542915772532008-12-23T05:47:00.000-05:002008-12-23T05:47:00.000-05:00Da Old Man- "Sean" is one of my very favorites. Th...Da Old Man- "Sean" is one of my very favorites. The whole set-up of him going through this mundane routine and not noticing half the world was zombiefied-- brilliant!<BR/><BR/>EttaRose- Well, I certainly don't think of you as FAT EttaRose. And you sure do blog THIN. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-88966371382135105202008-12-23T03:04:00.000-05:002008-12-23T03:04:00.000-05:00If my blood pressure did not register I would say ...If my blood pressure did not register I would say the machine cannot read through FAT! The fact that I was even at the Doctor would have definitely proved I was alive, fat but alive.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13178737973585191754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-20982251308402655302008-12-22T19:15:00.000-05:002008-12-22T19:15:00.000-05:00Just had to come back to let you know Shawn of the...Just had to come back to let you know Shawn of the Dead was on Comedy Central today.Da Old Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02529514518271981093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-39757023290205311232008-12-22T16:50:00.000-05:002008-12-22T16:50:00.000-05:00Adullamite- Actually, I got off quite cheaply on t...Adullamite- Actually, I got off quite cheaply on the whole funeral thing. In fact, that sorta got glossed right over. And I'm not really morning the loss of my Living Person Status. In fact, friends and folks at work haven't even noticed.<BR/><BR/>Of course, a rakishly tilted Santa hat can make even the most undead of us look peppy. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-67996689534910749432008-12-22T16:41:00.000-05:002008-12-22T16:41:00.000-05:00You are living in the US! Sue them for losing your...You are living in the US! Sue them for losing your blood pressure! Sue them for the grief, the heartache, the funeral bills! There's a million (or thirty)in this!<BR/><BR/>You look OK in the Santa hat.Adullamitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15537659871829290071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-38306174695497055142008-12-22T16:02:00.000-05:002008-12-22T16:02:00.000-05:00Jonny's Mommy- That sense they were one step away ...Jonny's Mommy- That sense they were one step away from calling the coroner is VERY familiar. We really did start laughing about it, though. Which is lovely because I was unaware my health care providers actually had a sense of humor. All I could think was, "Well, there's my blog post for Monday!"<BR/><BR/>RJ- Heh, any one of those three will do. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-46347830845567338772008-12-22T15:55:00.000-05:002008-12-22T15:55:00.000-05:00Wow, almost everyone else has high blood pressure ...Wow, almost everyone else has high blood pressure for the holidays.<BR/><BR/>You must be the undead. Or at least the unfazed. Or, your arm is too small for the cuff they used on you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-75566063513255747912008-12-22T15:45:00.000-05:002008-12-22T15:45:00.000-05:00This is going to sound weird, but this happened to...This is going to sound weird, but this happened to me once. Twice actually. They did finally get a reading, but I swear they were contemplating calling the coroner to pronounce me. I knew him too. He would have been very shocked. Poor man.<BR/><BR/>Poor me.<BR/><BR/>And poor you.<BR/><BR/>But it made for great blog material, eh?Lisa @ Boondock Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11430994283914399581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-10537900188749431062008-12-22T15:31:00.000-05:002008-12-22T15:31:00.000-05:00Lynda- Thank you! Even we undead appreciate blog s...Lynda- Thank you! Even we undead appreciate blog support. :)<BR/><BR/>Mulled Vine- Hmm, well, that's certainly a new option I hadn't considered. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-83457030516849220312008-12-22T15:22:00.000-05:002008-12-22T15:22:00.000-05:00My suggestion is to eat lots of beans. That's a su...My suggestion is to eat lots of beans. That's a sure fire way to increase your pulses. Arf-arf.Gerry Hatrićhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06172504526073441190noreply@blogger.com