tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post4220073557099608757..comments2023-07-19T04:05:34.796-04:00Comments on Of Cabbages and Kings: Haiku for My Japanese SpammerAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-84920339684374466312009-09-29T23:51:58.059-04:002009-09-29T23:51:58.059-04:00You are simply loved in every language. Hello! :-)...You are simply loved in every language. Hello! :-)<br /><br />Hey, Freedom Debt Relief loves me too! And Iron Man Costume Store Owner told me all about the potty training woes he had with this toddler, so sometimes the spamming pans out, you know?Lisa @ Boondock Ramblingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11430994283914399581noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-46542456643520699972009-09-29T16:42:24.451-04:002009-09-29T16:42:24.451-04:00Dufus- You know, I actually have been lucky with t...Dufus- You know, I actually have been lucky with that. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-90704416576178024272009-09-29T16:06:05.815-04:002009-09-29T16:06:05.815-04:00Poor you. Like you didn't have better things ...Poor you. Like you didn't have better things to do like, oh, I don't know...read all your English spam?nonamedufushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11818490858598810629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-42483181008749002872009-09-29T08:28:24.026-04:002009-09-29T08:28:24.026-04:00PS- the reason I've assumed it was a female sp...PS- the reason I've assumed it was a female spammer was the site it's linked to has been full of hearts and rainbows and cute little cartoon animal icons.<br /><br />I know that doesn't necessarily mean it's a female spammer, but the cute factor was too high for me to envision a fellow behind it all.Jenn Thorsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12899242535971792424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-10807250200461224102009-09-29T05:38:20.239-04:002009-09-29T05:38:20.239-04:00Reforming Geek- I like how your poem contains empa...Reforming Geek- I like how your poem contains empathy, plus a ray of hope for the eventual end of spam. :)<br /><br />Janna- So when is your Haiku for Spammers book coming out? I think it would be the talk of the holiday spammer get-togethers, something they'd pass around and snicker at by the water cooler, etc.<br /><br />Nanny Goats- I have not yet put on word verification because I know it annoys the crap out of the non-spam readers, who are more important to me. So I've been trying to avoid turning that on.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-56112257956160986502009-09-28T22:49:40.679-04:002009-09-28T22:49:40.679-04:00And word verification doesn't stop it? Such a ...And word verification doesn't stop it? Such a shame you can't tell her it to F&CK off on her (although it's probably a him - for some reason I assume most spammers are hims) own blog or something.Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-81850892462388700682009-09-28T18:26:03.885-04:002009-09-28T18:26:03.885-04:00More haiku for spammers:
Breast enlargement? Hey...More haiku for spammers:<br /><br />Breast enlargement? Hey!<br />Just what are you implying?<br />These could knock you out!<br /><br />Prescription delights<br />Disreputable sources<br />It's safe! Would they lie?<br /><br />Erectile trouble<br />How kind of you to notice<br />Have you been watching?Jannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04827716404911856909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-68694233411573948962009-09-28T17:56:48.755-04:002009-09-28T17:56:48.755-04:00I guess you could cover the inadequacy line of tho...I guess you could cover the inadequacy line of thought:<br /><br />Oh Foreign Spammer<br />Ye of little hammer.<br />Find pills to make glad<br />No more spam to make me sad.<br /><br /><br />YIKES!ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-31768138533792714432009-09-28T13:43:32.412-04:002009-09-28T13:43:32.412-04:00CB- I should put the link on the blogger's blo...CB- I should put the link on the blogger's blog. As a statement of freedom from spamification.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-79974265877034171532009-09-28T13:33:06.853-04:002009-09-28T13:33:06.853-04:00Make a diss record that uses the "I don't...Make a diss record that uses the "I don't like spam" sound byte from this Month Python skit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5REChristopher Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10627806433170015538noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-78638364323214298992009-09-28T13:01:46.272-04:002009-09-28T13:01:46.272-04:00Daisy- ACK! Your spammer is my spammer too! That i...Daisy- ACK! Your spammer is my spammer too! That is the very same one!! I'm happy I'm not alone, but I'm sorry the spammer's getting you, too! <br /><br />JD- Well, you never know. It depends on how they feel about visual arts. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-37549884201726206852009-09-28T12:58:38.747-04:002009-09-28T12:58:38.747-04:00Japanese spammer
Come over to I Do Things
You won&...Japanese spammer<br />Come over to I Do Things<br />You won't like the nude.JD at I Do Thingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12637216169419014156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-53140908453986638852009-09-28T12:56:11.439-04:002009-09-28T12:56:11.439-04:00Persistent Spammer
Don't you have something be...Persistent Spammer<br />Don't you have something better<br />to do with your life? <br /><br />Guess what? I have a spammer who leaves a comment in Japanese every single day, too! On the same post every day, too! I just went to Google Translate. Here is what the Japanese words mean:<br />"Checker left brain and right brain can use any blind date party! School or intuitive right brain to analyze your brain, left brain can diagnose whether a理詰Me school. Diagnosis may result in unexpected discoveries! Diagnose and everyone盛Ri上Garou"Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00412703583921658038noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-31546344970476613682009-09-28T10:40:51.318-04:002009-09-28T10:40:51.318-04:00Jaffer-
Visitors' haikus
Warm the heart like ...Jaffer-<br /><br />Visitors' haikus<br />Warm the heart like gentle rays<br />Let me shake your hand ;)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-88630244559143858572009-09-28T10:37:50.609-04:002009-09-28T10:37:50.609-04:00This his hilarious
It makes for a rainy day
You ha...This his hilarious<br />It makes for a rainy day<br />You have the talent<br /><br />My blog is offline<br />I wrote the post in Haiku<br />It brightens the dayJafferhttp://maniaravings.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-75384791747200451422009-09-28T10:24:33.572-04:002009-09-28T10:24:33.572-04:00Michael- I thought what it lacked in natural poetr...Michael- I thought what it lacked in natural poetry, it made up for in its sentiment.<br /><br />Tony- That works out well, as we at Cabbages don't condone the use of blades and violence either. My mascot, Old King Cole Slaw gets really jittery around things like Ginsu knives.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-43659716039245872172009-09-28T10:20:52.246-04:002009-09-28T10:20:52.246-04:00Oh, I forgot to add, you post them said ceremonial...Oh, I forgot to add, you post them said ceremonial blade. Not actually stick it to them. "Post" it. Just want to be clear on that. I don't condone violence or indeed any form of claret spilling. Honest. :PAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-25185056120804124532009-09-28T10:18:39.238-04:002009-09-28T10:18:39.238-04:00Frankly, I think you've just about covered it....Frankly, I think you've just about covered it. Now all you need to do is to cover a ceremonial blade with these haikus (the blade would be the kind used when cutting one's tummy open in order to cease laughing and frolicking and... well, general basic living). If your spammer doesn't get the message then, you may have to move to another planet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-38747372867198905362009-09-28T10:15:55.501-04:002009-09-28T10:15:55.501-04:00The last one is my favorite. I think it's per...The last one is my favorite. I think it's perfect!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com