tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post1271983179151691082..comments2023-07-19T04:05:34.796-04:00Comments on Of Cabbages and Kings: Why the Workday Would Benefit from a Darth Vader Voice GeneratorAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-7825551632481623152011-05-05T12:45:20.332-04:002011-05-05T12:45:20.332-04:00Thanks for the compliment. :) Lol... Yeah, Jenn,...Thanks for the compliment. :) Lol... Yeah, Jenn, our Burger King never gets our order right. My wife and I are always complaining about that. You know what we've tried a couple times to keep that from happening? We actually wrote down exactly what we wanted and didn't want on our sandwiches, very legibly, on a piece of paper, handed it to them and- I kid you not- they still got it wrong. Now that's pretty damn bad. And I know what you mean by being able to take some stuff off but not certain things from your sandwich. How dumb can they be? Oh well... enough complaining. Happy May The Force!Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-34587303616229014032011-05-05T12:37:25.308-04:002011-05-05T12:37:25.308-04:00Kelly- Excellent!-- the Force was clearly with you...Kelly- Excellent!-- the Force was clearly with you. <br /><br />PS- Your Burger King sounds like our Burger King in their random topping accessorizing. <br /><br />I know I can only say I don't want mayo on my burger, and NOT that I don't want onions AND mayo, or I will open the burger to find it slathered in the stuff.<br /><br />I figure I can always remove the onions, but I can't really de-mayo things myself.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-13886834605947398672011-05-05T12:20:48.436-04:002011-05-05T12:20:48.436-04:00I would use the Darth Vader Voice Generator when I...I would use the Darth Vader Voice Generator when I go to Burger King and they get my order wrong again for the four thousandth and twenty third time...<br /><br />YOU SHALL NOW WITNESS THE POWER OF THE FORCE AS I CRUSH YOUR TRACHEA AND MAKE YOUR EYEBALLS EXPLODE BECAUSE YOU MISTAKENLY DECLINED TO PUT ONIONS ON MY WHOPPER YET CHOSE TO PUT TOMATOES ON MY FLAME BROILED ALL BEEF PATTY WITHOUT MY CONSENT. NOW YOU SHALL SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES. OR, AT THE VERY LEAST, GIVE ME FREE ONION RINGS FOR MY TROUBLE.<br /><br />How was that? :)Kellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13605551857342134163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-32895560732322226122011-05-04T15:10:40.544-04:002011-05-04T15:10:40.544-04:00"Anonymous"- Heh, I'm glad I know yo..."Anonymous"- Heh, I'm glad I know you "fer reals" then because you're funny-- which, in fact, I was made aware of over the weekend. :)<br /><br />PS-- There is a certain amount of glee for me when I picture Darth Vader saying, "OH. YOU AGAIN." :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-80099164177792376082011-05-04T15:05:25.305-04:002011-05-04T15:05:25.305-04:00That should say "hear" not here. Thanks,...That should say "hear" not here. Thanks, it took me a bit to come up with something since everyone else had such good ideas. <br /><br />P.S. It's just "me" the friend you finally got to see this weekend as the same anonymous commenter who randomly comments on your blogs.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-76374906747974844322011-05-04T14:54:34.454-04:002011-05-04T14:54:34.454-04:00Nora- "Doctor, I've been talking to mysel...Nora- "Doctor, I've been talking to myself in the voice of a character that terrifies me. Which part of that would you like to work on first?"<br /><br />Anonymous- You are now officially my favorite anonymous commenter. :) And you know how those telemarketing calls are recorded for quality control? Your Darth Vader call would be the Best Recorded Customer Call EVER.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-68294173614673960022011-05-04T14:24:10.982-04:002011-05-04T14:24:10.982-04:00I would use the voice for telemarketers who don...I would use the voice for telemarketers who don't get the idea of "no-call list". First they would here the heavy breathing and then hear ..... <br />"WHO IS THIS? OH, YOU AGAIN. I GUESS YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND MY FIRST 2 WARNINGS. THE DEATH STAR HAS THE COORDINATES OF YOUR BASE AND IS FULLY CHARGED TO TAKE IT OUT SO I WILL NOT HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN TO STOP CALLING HERE. GOODBYEAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-52301647307525212011-05-03T16:38:31.621-04:002011-05-03T16:38:31.621-04:00Mostly I talk to myself so that could be bad. I m...Mostly I talk to myself so that could be bad. I mean, as a kid, I was scared of Darth Vader. I already think I need therapy for talking to myself too much but if it scared me too, I'd simply HAVE to schedule an appointment!Nora Blithehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17429057065561022260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-7044872507349807392011-05-02T15:04:14.928-04:002011-05-02T15:04:14.928-04:00Greg- I would like to be there in the store when y...Greg- I would like to be there in the store when you do that. The look on the customer's face would be priceless.<br /><br />Van- "'I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY CAPE... TOO SEXY FOR MY CAPE... LET'S GET THIS ON TAAAAAAPE... I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY HELMET... TOO SEXY FOR MY HELMET'... ER, ANYONE KNOW WHAT RHYMES WITH 'HELMET'? HELP A SITH LORD OUT, PEOPLE!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-57666980355970739052011-05-02T14:12:42.663-04:002011-05-02T14:12:42.663-04:00I'd order fast food with it. Let them try to ...I'd order fast food with it. Let them try to understand ME for a change! HA HA!Nora Blithehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17429057065561022260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-42262609702606101952011-05-02T09:17:27.646-04:002011-05-02T09:17:27.646-04:00I want one for Karaoke! I'd sing all the sexy ...I want one for Karaoke! I'd sing all the sexy songs with it...ALL the sexy songs...Vanessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00445764937751339633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-80588458616464369412011-04-30T06:17:21.420-04:002011-04-30T06:17:21.420-04:00Wow that was funny! Loved it!
I'd like to u...Wow that was funny! Loved it! <br /><br /> I'd like to use it at work for those customers,I'm a produce manager, that feel they need to taste the fruit,then throw it back in the bins. <br /><br /> Ma'm either buy it or i shall have no choice but to crush your trachea.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16040588288272247628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-42761891172935796252011-04-29T15:53:08.123-04:002011-04-29T15:53:08.123-04:00It might be a good way to have a word with that gu...It might be a good way to have a word with that guy who cuts you off in traffic, too. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-195554613665766192011-04-29T15:39:51.916-04:002011-04-29T15:39:51.916-04:00Um! Tractor beams are great, but I'm not sure ...Um! Tractor beams are great, but I'm not sure that I would want to invite Rebel Scum into my mini van. Groceries and cases of wine for sure. Trash compacter room definately!Madgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05253148312607083413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-91911183814021582422011-04-29T15:34:56.252-04:002011-04-29T15:34:56.252-04:00Madge- Oh YES, the Saturn Death Star! SO good!
I ...Madge- Oh YES, the Saturn Death Star! SO good!<br /><br />I would think a tractor beam would be available. "Lo Beams, High Beams, Tractor Beams for pulling in Rebel Scum."<br /><br />Maybe there would be a back seat that could turn into a small trash compactor room, where you could store your Dark Side squid.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-77860066497698174272011-04-29T15:27:11.251-04:002011-04-29T15:27:11.251-04:00Too bad Saturn is no longer in business. The Satur...Too bad Saturn is no longer in business. The Saturn Death Star sounds awesome. Now I'm wondering what kind of grimacing maniacal options would come standard.Madgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05253148312607083413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-24701152081415379932011-04-29T15:20:26.067-04:002011-04-29T15:20:26.067-04:00Madge- You had me laughing by, "I DRIVE THE D...Madge- You had me laughing by, "I DRIVE THE DEATH STAR"<br /><br />Which now has me thinking HOW COOL would it be to have a line of car-- possibly a minivan-- called The Death Star?<br /><br />The Nissan Death Star... The Toyota Death Star...<br /><br />It would come only in black. <br /><br />"Can I get it in blue?"<br /><br />"IT COMES IN BLACK."<br /><br />"How about a sporty red?"<br /><br />"IT COMES IN BLACK."<br /><br />"Silver?"<br /><br />"BLACK. DON'T MAKE ME GO ALL DARK SIDE ON YOU, LADY. BECAUSE I _WILL_."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-85511643888603093812011-04-29T14:57:13.650-04:002011-04-29T14:57:13.650-04:00I'm Thinking.
IF I HAVE TO WAIT IN THIS DMV ...I'm Thinking. <br /><br />IF I HAVE TO WAIT IN THIS DMV LINE ANOTHER MINUTE (MUMBLES) *I DRIVE THE DEATH STAR FOR PEATE’S SAKE* I WILL GET OUT MY LIGHT SABER AND WREAK CARNAGE ON THE ENTIRE BUILDING, BUT YOU! THERE BEHIND THE COUNTER, DO NOT MOVE OR I WILL CRUSH YOUR TRACHEA WITH MY MIND.Madgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05253148312607083413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-39201436553426580102011-04-29T07:51:13.049-04:002011-04-29T07:51:13.049-04:00Jayne- Oh, wow, Jayne, you opened up a new world o...Jayne- Oh, wow, Jayne, you opened up a new world of ideas for me with this-- because I could REALLY USE THIS when dealing with my gas company.<br /><br />"ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN THAT YOU CAN ONLY READ MY METER IN A FOUR HOUR WINDOW OF TIME? PERHAPS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECONSIDER... SATURDAY HOURS???"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-50961764230070054512011-04-28T21:53:52.908-04:002011-04-28T21:53:52.908-04:00This is just genius. I love it. I think the voic...This is just genius. I love it. I think the voice would come in handy when dealing with my Internet company. <br /><br />"Put me on hold again and I will crush your trachea with my mind."<br /><br />Yep. That ought to do it. ;)Jayne Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01053366144206401836noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-46174710683756607002011-04-28T15:08:39.715-04:002011-04-28T15:08:39.715-04:00Janene- It might. Though be prepared to hear, &quo...Janene- It might. Though be prepared to hear, "These are not the kids you're looking for. Move along."Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-32617480035505548992011-04-28T14:59:42.842-04:002011-04-28T14:59:42.842-04:00Oooh! Think it might help me get the kids to bed? ...Oooh! Think it might help me get the kids to bed? They might have a few nightmares, but I'm cool with that.Janene Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03252453093378132855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-50826343553118915802011-04-28T13:41:52.506-04:002011-04-28T13:41:52.506-04:00ReformingGeek- Everyone would get the best workout...ReformingGeek- Everyone would get the best workout of their lives with that kind of implied threat. No one wants to disappoint Lord Vader.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-13660558387555419462011-04-28T13:40:13.146-04:002011-04-28T13:40:13.146-04:00I can lead fitness classes with that voice. There...I can lead fitness classes with that voice. There would be no doubt that full effort is expected. I don't think the "crushing trachea" threat would work, though. How about:<br /><br />"YOU WILL USE GOOD FORM OR I WILL CORRECT YOU WITH MY MIND!"<br /><br />UGH.ReformingGeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17990465686765948682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7173487087895437639.post-5407775920858012672011-04-28T13:26:41.907-04:002011-04-28T13:26:41.907-04:00Meleah- Yeah, LaughingMom's line had ME laugh ...Meleah- Yeah, LaughingMom's line had ME laugh out loud so abruptly my coworker asked me what was up.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10883854503294092142noreply@blogger.com